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*X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST* MAGNETO IS TOO BADASS!

*300* THIS IS SPARTA!

*FOUR BROTHERS* WE LOVE OUR MOMMA!

*DEEP IMPACT* IT ONLY GETS WORSE!

*LAST ACTION HERO* IS ARNOLD'S BEST MOVIE!?

*THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN* WE ARE ALL LIZARDS NOW!

*MORTAL KOMBAT (2021)* IS A FLAWLESS VICTORY!?

*MAD MAX: FURY ROAD* WITNESS US!

*JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL* ANOTHER GOOD SEQUEL!?

*22 JUMP STREET* WE NEED A THIRD MOVIE!

*21 JUMP STREET* WE ARE BEATING AND BLASTING OFF!

*JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM* DINOSAURS HAVE RIGHTS!?

*JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE* IS ACTUALLY GOOD!?

*JURASSIC WORLD* HUMANITY NEVER LEARNS!

*JURASSIC PARK 3* FINALLY FLYING DINOSAURS!

*GLADIATOR* WE ARE ENTERTAINED!

*THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK* DOUBLE THE T-REX!

*JACKASS FOREVER* GODZILLA AT HIS SCARIEST!

*TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE* AMERICA F*CK YEAH!

*JURASSIC PARK* LIFE FINDS A WAY!

*EDGE OF TOMORROW* HUMANITY ALWAYS WINS!

*HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE* NOT DUMBLEDORE!!

*HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX* WHY SIRIUS BLACK!?

*FLUSHED AWAY* BEWARE OF FRENCH FROGS!

*THE WORLD'S END* WE ARE PROUD TO BE HUMAN!

*HOT FUZZ* NOW THIS IS PEAK COMEDY!

*KICK-ASS 2* DOUBLE THE KICKS, DOUBLE THE ASSES!

*KICK-ASS* ANYONE CAN BE A HERO!

*TROPIC THUNDER* IS A COMEDY MASTERPIECE!

*ZOMBIELAND* A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE COULD BE FUN!

*VAN HELSING* WHY DOES THE THEME GO SO HARD!?

*RESIDENT EVIL* NO MEMORIES, ONLY ZOMBIES!

*THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS* IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!

*DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004)* GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!

*THE MUMMY RETURNS* THE ROCK IS KING OF THE BUGS!

*THE NAKED GUN (2025)* IS ACTUALLY GOOD!?